Ode to the Diva Cup
A love letter and instructional manual for the menstrual cup, on TheHairpin.com.
PR Advice for Ogopogo & The Yeti
A piece I wrote and recorded for CBC Radio’s Day 6, dishing up some tough love for the mythical creatures of the world.
To the Attractive Man I Locked Eyes With
… as I tried to shove a gigantic piece of sushi in my mouth, from The Walrus Laughs.
After the Meltdown
How to face the world the day after the world doesn’t end, from The Walrus Blog.
I Bonded With the Pigeons on My Balcony
Reflections on what happens when we get an up-close and personal look at creatures commonly considered pests. Originally appeared in the Facts & Arguments section of The Globe & Mail.
A humorous personal essay that looks at my irrational fear of earthquakes. Originally appeared in the Lastword section of Monday Magazine, Victoria’s alternative weekly newspaper.
I Can’t Live Alone
More humour, documenting a battle with rats that ended with a family of five taking over my apartment. An edited version appeared in an April 2006 issue of Monday Magazine.